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Five rules for men


cowboyFive rules for men to follow for a happy life. From a cowboy's tombstone.

  1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

  2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

  3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

  4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

  5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.


(Thanks to Jacob Mouw for forwarding this to me.)

Of course this is just a joke, and a real tombstone with the text above probably does not exist. But there are a few tombstones with funny texts. One example is the one shown below, on which a guy has written that he loves beautiful women and beautiful horses.

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