Five rules for men

cowboyFive rules for men to follow for a happy life. From a cowboy’s tombstone.

  1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
  2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
  3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.
  4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
  5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

(Thanks to Jacob Mouw for forwarding this to me.)

Of course this is just a joke, and a real tombstone with the text above probably does not exist. But there are a few tombstones with funny texts. One example is the one shown below, on which a guy has written that he loves beautiful women and beautiful horses.


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10 jaren geleden

Leuk! Die regels moet ik ook maar gaan volgen.

10 jaren geleden

Nice ๐Ÿ™‚ (zowel die ‘regels’ als de grafsteentekst ๐Ÿ˜‰ )Zoiets las ik pas ook over mannen..

1 man om mee te stappen
1 man om mee te praten
1 man om mee te vrijen
Het belangrijkste?………
Zorg dat ze elkaar niet kennen.

Maar volgens mij is het gewoon handiger om alles in 1 te zoeken ๐Ÿ˜›